Ever wished you could absorb knowledge without lifting a finger? Or dreamed of a digital course so powerful it could learn the content for you, take the assessment, and still leave you enough time to binge-watch Bake Off reruns?

Well, buckle up—because we’re thrilled to announce the launch of Learn-O-Matic™, the world’s first AI-powered learning tool that completes your training… without you even being there.

Yes, really.*

What Is Learn-O-Matic™?

Forget micro-learning. Forget blended learning. Forget everything you know about instructional design.

Learn-O-Matic™ uses revolutionary (and definitely real**) AI tech to:

🧠 Scan your employee photo and guess your learning style.

⏰ Complete all mandatory compliance training in just 3.7 seconds.

🍿 Automatically nod enthusiastically in video calls when someone mentions “learning culture”.

🪄 Whisper inspirational quotes from Simon Sinek and Brené Brown directly into your subconscious while you sleep.

How It Works

1. Plug Learn-O-Matic™ into your LMS.

2. Select your personality type (options include: “Reluctant Learner”, “Serial Skipper”, or “Quiz Guessing Champion”).

3. Sit back, relax, and let the AI “learn” everything for you.

   
   

Need to show ROI? Learn-O-Matic™ can auto-generate a glowing learning impact report that includes:

• A heatmap of where your attention would have gone, if you’d actually taken the course.

• A list of theoretical behavioural changes.

• A certificate with gold foil and the smell of success (minty).

  
  

Is It Too Good to Be True?

Absolutely. Because it is.

Happy April Fool’s Day.

We love innovation as much as the next multi-award-winning learning agency, but we still believe that engaging, creative, human-centred digital learning is the only magic trick that really works.

Learning isn’t something to outsource to a robot—it’s something to experience, explore, and evolve with. So while Learn-O-Matic™ won’t be hitting app stores any time soon, we’ll keep crafting custom learning that sparks curiosity, drives behaviour change, and makes people actually want to learn.

And hey, if anyone does invent a subconscious Sinek whisperer, give us a call.

Wishing you a very happy, very cheeky April Fool’s Day! 🎉

Let us know in the comments: What’s the wildest learning idea you wish were real?